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I’m embarrassed by my old self. Like myself but 24 hours ago
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I need help figuring out where I’m going for my short story. I wrote a story about love and then it became about a lesbian relationship and I want to detail it more it so it works in the realm of metaphors but I feel insecure about my talents and being able to do it.
are folks gonna act like t’challa’s first appearance didn’t involve him kicking the shit out of the entire fantastic four?
Anonymous asked: Why do black people only hang with black people?
c’mere! shhhhhhhh. i’m only telling you, white anon. don’t tell anyone else because i’ll get in trouble.
black people only hang out with black people because it’s in the black bylaws. In the ThreeM Constitution (Malcolm, Martin, Marvin) signed by the three leaders in the back of the Apollo theatre with old fried chicken bones sharpened and dipped in the ink from the oil of mother Africa, we black people pledged to stick together and declare a silent war against the whites.
you see, black people only hang with black people because we are heading back and forth to our all black meetings where we plan our attacks. yes, attacks. once a week, a Nigga Nation (a cluster of black folk, usually between 20-25 persons) are required by Black Law to decimate at least ten whites persons over the age of 18. We kidnap most of them and send them back where they came from (usually Sweden) and threaten to murk their families if they ever return on Black American soil.
that’s as much as i can tell you for now without compromising our next hit. the only way to fend off these attacks are to promise you’ll never use the ‘n word’, you’ll never twerk or use the word ‘twerk’ again, and swear allegiance to our overlord, Oprah Winfrey.
i can only hope and pray this keeps you safe for awhile longer, white anon.
give her internet. she wins. everyone go home
Pain is motivation. Regardless of whether it’s physical, mental, or emotional. Pain demands change, one must apply varying degrees of thought to recognize the destination our pain compels us to and make the transition consciously. This is how we relieve ourselves of undesirable experiences.
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Photos of Gaga arriving at the Jingle Bell Ball in London.
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